This morning I woke up with a nice big bowl of something I've always eaten my whole life.
I bet you're thinking "shit yeah, cocoa puffs are the tits" right? Well maybe I'm getting older or they're getting cheaper because this stuff tastes like cardboard now. Now they're advertising CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION PUFFS which have ADDED CHOCOLATE TASTE or some shit. That's bullshit, they're exactly the same.
Man, fuck, in 5 years I'm gonna be eating nothing but Special K like some old sod.