Teenagers are stupid. But that's common knowledge.

Man.  I thought teenagers were pretty dumb even when I was one.  But they manage to get dumber with each passing fad.  How about preteen magnet Justin Bieber, eh? You might have heard from him by some awful hits such as "Baby" and "Somebody to Love" and oh god I can't go on naming these songs it physically hurts just thinking about them.

Holy shit son, you DO look like a beaver.

Man, you guys hear about him getting caught kissing some chick in the backseat of a Honda?  Man, the girls went fucking NUTS over this kid. Even as a kid I knew I wouldn't ever have a chance with a celebrity, but I mean MAN.  Youtube videos all over the place with 12 year old chicks wanting to catfight that chick.  What the hell man.  What the hell.

Hey, you hear that rumor about how this kid says he's some tough shit like "The Kurt Cobain of this generation?" "YET NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME?" I'm sure you're shooting up heroin nightly and dream of suicide.  No, go ahead, you'll be remembered forever in history by blowing your brains out.  Maaaaan Im aggravated just thinking about this.  I'm out.