Holy shit son, you DO look like a beaver.
Man, you guys hear about him getting caught kissing some chick in the backseat of a Honda? Man, the girls went fucking NUTS over this kid. Even as a kid I knew I wouldn't ever have a chance with a celebrity, but I mean MAN. Youtube videos all over the place with 12 year old chicks wanting to catfight that chick. What the hell man. What the hell.
Hey, you hear that rumor about how this kid says he's some tough shit like "The Kurt Cobain of this generation?" "YET NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME?" I'm sure you're shooting up heroin nightly and dream of suicide. No, go ahead, you'll be remembered forever in history by blowing your brains out. Maaaaan Im aggravated just thinking about this. I'm out.